The MTV Movie Awards:
Not Fun Or Funny

The comedy continued as Chris Tucker won for Best Fight (with Jackie Chan) for that stupid Rush Hour 2 movie. Here is a movie that made millions but the stars cannot even speak English. When he got up to the podium, he started rambling on about how he was in Somalia with Bono and it changed his life, blah blah blah. HELLO FREAK, you just won an award for BEST FIGHT!! You are on MTV! Thousands of Britney and Justin fans are laughing at you. Shut the hell up and accept the award because it will be the only one you will ever receive in your lame ass career! Then he said something about how he wants US to raise 500 million to help these people. I have an idea. How about you make Rush Hour 3 and give all of the domestic and international proceeds to your charity idea? That should cover close to 500 million, possibly more. These friggin celebrities take on these causes then ask the average American to dip into their pockets to help. Instead of telling us about it, he should work the next 5 years and sacrifice all of his earnings to the Somalian citizens. Let's see how he likes that idea. He has house in the Hollywood Hills with a swimming pool, housekeeper, and 20 cars and he is asking us to raise 500 million for this Third World Nation? Who is in a position to help these people, celebrities or the average Joe in America? Nigga please. (I can say that because I am one fourth black) Then in a selfless act Tucker dedicated his award (FOR BEST FIGHT HA HA HA), to the people of Somalia. I'm sure those people who are dying, starving and battling flies really care about your award. Shut the fuck up and stick to doing gay Michael Jackson videos.